© you're so funny!

thanks ! i almost fell from a 9 storey building while playing holi with my friends, in grade 6. idk who saved me but i remember getting pushed in a bucket of colored water after that.

thanks ! i yap fast, i eat fast, i walk fast. i walk really fast, i hate slow walkers.

side note : this is a slight trauma dump and heavy silly shit, so don't come at me ty.

This is the safest place to hide when a nuclear bomb strikes - The Brighter Side of News

thanks ! i kicked a guy who was three years senior to me, in the balls while playing kabaddi in the school playground because, he made fun of my hg for not having a father. deserved.

thanks ! tata’s nano used to be my favorite car ever. its so cute, you cannot change my mind.

thanks ! my mum made me visit a psychologist when i was 5 because, she thought i was crazy for liking movies with violence. question mark question mark.

Why can't I lose weight?

thanks ! i once punched a guy in grade 6, and one of his teeth disappeared. we're still in touch and he has a denture, thank you.

thanks ! i am the way i am because my dad accidentally banged my head against the wall when i was 3, while playing with me.

thanks ! i once turned so red after an awkward situation, that my teacher took me to the medical room, to check if i had fever.

What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?

thanks ! a car ran over my 4 year old self because, my frens had challenged me by saying ‘you cannot cross the road without help.’ guess what? i proved their point. my parents know nothing about this episode.

thanks ! i am disgustingly self aware, there's nothing i haven't already over-thought about.

thanks ! omw from school, i jumped out of the moving van because, i thought we stopped. embarrassing. i did not get hurt but my fren started to bawl.

Earth’s oldest living creature unearthed—dating back 700 million years - The Brighter Side of News

thanks ! i once got sent back home because the receptionist thought i was in grade 8. i was in grade 11, thank you.

thanks ! it's still a mystery that, why i haven't broken any bones, considering the way i live.

thanks ! got chased by a group of seniors in grade 7, because we threw water balloons on their vehicles. valid because we did that on purpose.

What specific economic and social impacts would result if all climate change policies and regulations were immediately repealed worldwide?

thanks ! the lore i carry, are the things that actually happened to me. my parents n know nothing about whatever i wrote here except, where i have mentioned them. i have no plans on telling anything to them, any time soon. thank you.

thanks ! my ex best friend stopped talking to me after i opened up something very personal to her. she was forcing me to tell, so i did. and she said ‘i can't stay frens with someone who has gone through that ew.’ OKAY.

thanks ! i have a useless talent of memorizing and recognising footsteps. if i am meeting someone for the first time and i hear their footsteps, i’ll know what their steps sound like when i meet them, next.

Why are so many Communist Chinese on Quora despite it being illegal for Chinese citizens to use Quora?

thanks ! i almost got k!dnapp3d last year.